Character Page: Theo

About Theo

Full Name: Theo Amat Tazian

Meaning of Name:

Family: Her immediate family includes her mother Amat, father Vahe, and aunt Dzovig. Less immediate are her paternal grandmother Raqel and grandfather Melik, as well as her maternal aunts and auncles Zerya, Kanî, and Derav.

Nicknames: She wanted a nickname deeply, but never got one. When she needs an alias, she uses the name Nara.

Favourite Meal: Knafeh, a sweet layered pastry.

Favourite Drink: Lemon sherbet with honey.

Favourite Flower: Calla lilies.

Birthday: April 4th.

Height: 6’0".

Gender: In Nayiri terms, Theo identifies as a nebulous mixture of kalanere and ninvaran. In modern terms, she identifies as nonbinary, transfeminine and femme!

Pronouns: She/they/fae.

Romantic/Sexual orientation: Biromantic and bisexual.

Zodiac: Aries Sun, Virgo Moon, Aquarius Rising.

Tarot Card: The Tower.

Appearance:

Languages Spoken: Nayiri (Mountains Dialect), a small amount of Karani and Taramisian.

Hobbies:

Theocore Quotes

“Ginger was gorgeously fat, with an open knowledge about her body’s movement that was delicate and precise.” Audre Lorde, Zami: A New Spelling of My Name

Some are fairies, some are furies.

Some are balsam for the heart.

Some are enemies of the cupboard.

Kurdish Proverb

Perfume Headcanons

Perfume headcanons for her: Skin musk, calla lily, white ginger, muguet & narcissus

These all work very well! These scents trend warm, green, spicy, acidic, overall intense, just like her. The only exception is the coolness of narcissus. Musk is associated with animals, particularly musk deer, and Theo's fursona/favorite animal is a deer. Calla lily is her favorite flower, but as far as I know doesn't have a scent. Narcissus, although cool, works for her self-interested streak.

I personally associate her with the cistaceae family of flowers, also called rockroses. Labdanum is the resin derived from these flowers, and is used as 1/3 of the amber accord in perfume. "Labdanum, like oud, does not come from an animal but still smells animalic. It smells a little like birch tar, the ingredient most used to evoke leather in perfume, and it smells smoky, like the thickness of the air around a bonfire."

Theo is associated with rocks and roses, animals and smoke. Cistus creticus grows in the eastern Mediterranean, where parts of my world are based off of. It's a natural fit.

More than that, the flower itself is associated with both imminent death, mushrooms and wildfires.

"The ability of Cistaceae to thrive in many Mediterranean habitats follows from two important ecological properties: mycorrhizal ability and fast renewal after wildfire. Most Cistaceae have the ability to create symbiotic relationship with root fungi of the genus Tuber.[10][11] In this relationship, the fungus complements the root system in its task of absorbing water and minerals from the soil, and thus allows the host plant to dwell on particularly poor soils. In addition, an interesting quality of T. melanosporum is its ability to kill all vegetation except the host plant within the reach of its mycelium, and thus to give its host some sort of "exclusiveness" for the adjacent land area.[11]"

"Cistaceae have also optimally adapted to the wildfires that frequently eradicate large areas of forest. The plants cast their seeds in the soil during the growth period, but they do not germinate in the next season. Their hard coating is impermeable to the water, and thus the seeds remain dormant for a long period of time. This coating together with their small size allows these plants to establish a large seed bank rather deep in the soil. Once the fire comes and kills the vegetation in the area, the seed coating softens or cracks as a result of the heating, and the surviving seeds germinate shortly after the fire. This mechanism allows the Cistaceae to produce a large number of young shoots simultaneously and at the right time, and thus to obtain an important advantage over other plants in the process of repopulating the area.[4][12]"

"In the Victorian language of flowers, the gum cistus of the Cistaceae plant family symbolized imminent death."

Theo is associated with all three of those things. She's death-and-life together, the most fascinated by death of all my characters, Weird Girl Supreme. She's afraid to die. She has died, both in the modern world and the world I made. She's afraid to die because she has died, because she understands death as the ceasing of possibility and ceasing of change, but is attracted to death as a form of change. Lot going on! Mushrooms are interesting to her because they're Weird Girl canon, and she likes how they defy category. They're not quite plants, but not animals either, and you don't cook them like meat or vegetables. They grow on dead things. Some of them are delicious, some of them are nothing, some of them make you see things, some of them kill you outright. They're chameleons. Last, wildfires are obvious. She's a natural pyromancer, from a forested area. Wildfires also straddle the death-life border, and in fact clear out dead organic material and release nutrients into the soil.

Birthday Lore

It is my birthday and therefore I can post what I want, have incoherent unorganized headcanons that were in my drafts

Theo:

Chaotic Lore

I’m going to answer all of these, original ask meme by @valhallanrose​ is here!

  1. Do they fold their laundry, throw it on a chair, or somewhere in between?
  2. They fold their laundry, but they're easily distracted by boring tasks so it takes a while.
  3. What’s their favorite amusement park ride?
  4. Biggest baddest roller coaster.
  5. Socks with sandals?
  6.  Absolutely not.
  7. Which way do they put the toilet paper on the roll?
  8. The behind-the-roll way but only because they have a cat in the Modern AU.
  9. Do they sleep under the covers, with one leg out, or on top/with no blankets?
  10. They get hot easily so on top of the blankets, starfish-posed.
  11. Preferred fry condiment?
  12. Haydari or any kind of garlic sauce is good, but ketchup is too.
  13. Where is their bed positioned in their room? Does that bed have a frame?
  14. Theo's is against two walls, as far away from the door as possible. It gives them lots of space to move around.
  15. Do they mix their skittles & M&Ms or keep them separate?
  16. They do not and are confused as to why people would.
  17. Do they think M&Ms taste different based on color?
  18. No? They eat a few at a time and it all tastes the same, so.
  19. Is a hot dog a sandwich?
  20. Yeah, because it looks like an overstuffed sandwich from the side.
  21. Is soup a drink or a meal?
  22. Depends on method of consumption. If you have to chew it, it's a meal. If the teeth aren't involved, it's a drink, e.g. drinking spiced beef broth to cure a cold versus eating chicken noodle soup.
  23. Do they put their dishes away or leave them to pile up?
  24. They dislike mess, so they try to not use dishes as much as possible. If they must, they'll put the dishes away immediately.
  25. What would they do for a Klondike bar?
  26. ~Walk 500 miles~
  27. Do they bite ice cream or lick it?
  28. They lick for two seconds before getting impatient and biting it.
  29. Milk or cereal first?
  30. Milk so their cat can have some before they pour the cereal. >:3
  31. Spaghetti in a bowl or on a plate?
  32. Out of the pot. Doubtless they cooked it, so they can do what they want.
  33. Honeydew, watermelon, or cantaloupe?
  34. Watermelon. They're a very hydrated person.
  35. Brushing their teeth before or after breakfast?
  36. After.
  37. Are they bothered by brushing their teeth and then drinking orange juice?
  38. It makes them ~evaporate~ from sheer sensory ick.
  39. Emojis or emoticons?
  40. Emojis but they do like the :3 and >:3 better than the 😺😼. They also like ^^ and >.<.
  41. How would they pronounce ‘caramel’?
  42. Keer-a-mel.
  43. When spelling, do they use color/colour, favorite/favourite, etc?
  44. They use color and favorite, but they're a very interesting speller so whatever comes out comes out.
  45. Dog-ear book pages, use a bookmark, or memorize the page?
  46. Dog-ear (rip to their dearest Lyra).
  47. Shoes on carpet?
  48. House-slippers, socks or bare feet are fine, but shoes are not.
  49. Do they sleep with the flat sheet on their bed or not?
  50. They do sleep with a flat sheet along with twenty pillows, at least three stuffed animals and two comforters for maximum softness.
  51. Can they fold a fitted sheet?
  52. Yes! They hate it the whole time though.
  53. Do they wear socks in bed?
  54. No, it's rather uncomfortable.
  55. Thoughts on the five second rule?
  56. Absolutely valid unless they can tell it's been on the floor, then they'll throw it out.
  57. What food crimes have they committed?
  58. Soy sauce and watermelon, Takis inside of a jalapeño, peanut butter on Poptarts/Oreos/you name it, and rice cakes with whipped cream. They will also bite red onions like an apple, drink pickle juice straight out of the jar and eat whipped cream/Cheez Whiz straight out of the can. 
  59. How low will they get on underwear before it’s decided they’ll do laundry?
  60. Literally all the way until they're out, then they panic and swear to never do it again.
  61. Do they bring food in the shower?
  62. Absolutely. Drinks too. If they're running out of time in the morning, they'll get both breakfast and shower down in the same time frame.
  63. Wash their hair first or their body first?
  64. Shampoo>Conditioner>Wash body>Shave>Rinse hair>Rinse body.
  65. Are they more likely to have a horse phase or anime phase?
  66. They were kind of a rich horse girl in middle school. I haven't read Warrior Cats, but it seems like they would have a Warrior Cats phase as well. (They got into anime later, and especially enjoy Mob Psycho 100 and Jojo’s though.)
  67. Bad habit(s) they find impossible to break?
  68. They chew things that they shouldn't whenever they don't have chewelery. Pens, their sculpting tools, fabric, stuffed animals, their own hands or nails (nasty when they have their nails done). They spoil their cat, and think anything they have, she has the right to try. They share water glasses. They're an EMT in some AUs, and talk about wildly inappropriate things over dinner (they bond with Julian over it). They can and do crack every bone in their body, and often sit/stand in positions from dance that freak people out.
  69. Free ask, you have to share a cursed behavior not on this list or get one assigned by the government.
  70. Theo will lick/touch things they probably shouldn't. You know the bone/rock test, where if it sticks to your tongue, it's a bone? It's that but all the time.

Favorite Things Asks

Credit goes to apprenticeofcups on tumblr.

  1. The Arcana basic trifecta! Favorite food, favorite drink, favorite flower ✨
  2. Favorite ice cream flavor 🍦
  3. Favorite fruit 🍎
  4. Favorite vegetable 🥕
  5. Favorite season ⛄
  6. Favorite holiday 🕎
  7. Favorite animal 🐶
  8. Favorite metal and/or gemstone 💎
  9. Favorite fabric (silk, fur, cotton, etc.) 👗
  10. Favorite song to dance to 💃
  11. Favorite song to sing in the shower/car 🚿
  12. Favorite restaurant (small sushi bistro, upscale steakhouse, crowded sports bar with 59 flavors of wings, etc.) 🍕
  13. An object or memory from their childhood (baby blanket, stuffed animal, a special trip, etc.) 🧸
  14. A gift from or a memory with a lover 🎁
  15. What’s their Starbucks/coffee order? ☕
  16. What’s their go-to cocktail order? 🍸
  17. Favorite movie/genre 🎬
  18. Favorite book/genre 📚
  19. Favorite thing about themselves 🤗
  20. Favorite thing about their partner/s 💕
  21. Where would their dream vacation be? 🏝
  22. What would they do on their dream honeymoon? 🏩
  23. What is a must-have at their dream wedding? 💍
  24. Favorite article of clothing or accessory 👓
  25. Favorite type of hangout (3-4 people playing board games, a dozen friends and a couple drinks, one-on-one time in nature, etc.) 🍻
  26. Favorite way to celebrate their birthday 🎂

An Intro to Theo’s Magic

Magical Abilities: Her aura is cloud-like, billowing, and impossible to miss to the magically inclined. Her natural magical abilities are suited to pyromancy, light magic, plant magic, and other magics that accelerate natural processes like rusting metal or healing and scarring over wounds. Her magic has the potential to misfire disastrously, however. Her control over it is tentative. She has suppressed it. Throughout her story, she learns to accommodate, trust, and ultimately embrace her own magic.

Queer Headcanons

Theo instinctively resists the idea of categorizing herself or being in any kind of permanent state, because she’s here to be confusing, contradictory, and other c-words :3 She’s nonbinary transfemme, a trans woman, a fae princess, demigirl, cloudgender, and many other microlabels, though she’s always a femme in addition to those things. It took a similar journey to arrive at bi, as she spent most of her life looking for and dating men and identifying as gay, then transhet. Her first lesbian relationship was with her best friend Petra (both identified as male at the time), and her second was with Bakri. The idea of lesbian romance intimidated her so much that she waited years to make her crush on Bakri known. Now she’s happily bi/pan/queer/into everything that moves, though her soft spot for masculine gender presentation in her partner remains. (I tried to give her a flag too, but it wasn’t happening with her pose, so bi hairpins it is lol)

More Unstructured Thoughts

Thinking about how Theo was indeed a princess in a tower but it afforded her even less freedom because it didn't have the wealth connotation along with it (Nayir is classless), only the responsibility the expectations the need to conform imposed on her from her birth, she couldn't abdicate or run away without destabilizing the fragile structure her parent's legitimacy as governors rested on so she just had to Stay Inside Did she? No! And she was brutally punished for it, her world got smaller and smaller with each infraction and

It's Mermay so I'm imagining like. Theo my babygirl Transfemme O' War who's six feet tall plus forty feet of venomous, barbed tentacles below the waist and the hapless small lesbian human who's in love with her and 100% down to drown if it means he gets to kiss her and perhaps shove his face inside said tentacles. Having a normal one #skye's thoughts#newly on testosterone voice guys i'm feeling things about women#monstrous women even#theo gets to have all pointed teeth and forked tongue#and a semi-transparent body#as a treat

Writing Cyborg AU stuff now and Theo finding out that there's another being programmed inside her that comes out when she sleeps only when another character sees it happen and not, yk, Bakri, the person she's been traveling with for months It's just so good. So she's obv not happy about this and immediately sets her sights on being irresponsible in order to frustrate him, which includes fucking the nearest person and trying to learn about this mystical program from them, which is also So Good Not cheating, btw, they're both in the yearning friends stage, but Theo knows that sleeping with other people pisses Bakri off (for some reason ) and wants to be petty. He deserves some of it, like that was pretty shitty of him to keep from her, but he thought he was doing the right thing and was frightened of letting this program out or angering it in some way. Not a justification, just an explanation. Do they talk about it like the 26 and 28 year old adults they are? Fuck no!!! #peak dyke drama

Modern AU Theo has a Tumblr (as well as 50,000 other social media accounts) and you wouldn't believe how much more insufferable she got when the little German boy meme got popular Bakri was NEVER safe from the cave of bluntsmoken #skye's thoughts#he is her little german boy

Theo's catsona is a big flame point Ragdoll with orange eyes and a collar that says Princess Theo that jingles to announce her arrival. She was originally a spoiled domestic cat that ran away. Plump and sleek in build, tiny feetsies, immaculate long cream fur, declawed, goes limp when you hold her, extremely friendly, sometimes stupid

"Sharks feel to Jay like busted robots: empty eyes, shattered-glass teeth. Orcas, though, inspire the worst heiliger Schauer Jay has ever felt. With their tidy, evenly spaced teeth, pillowy pink tongues, and cheerful faces, orcas look like malevolent clowns, so embroiled in the religion of death their markings resemble skulls."

Daniel Kraus, Whalefall

And Theo is my malevolent clown :3 She's so cheery yet changeable and playful, kept in captivity, pillowy-pink, but also very queen of the underworld, of the crushed and drowned, who kills her own kind (her father) (orcas hunt other whales)

NSFW Stuff

NSFW Alphabet

I've combined all the NSFW alphabet asks together and completed the list. Template here!

A- Aftercare Theo usually just wants to eat/sleep after subbing, especially because their brain is scrambled and their words are likely stilted if not gone. If their partner attempts to move while they sleep, they will be reeled back in, so peeing before they pass out is essential. While domming, Theo is a hen, for lack of a better word. They will happily carry their partner from bed to bath, or bed to toilet, or bed to kitchen, fixing their hair back and making sure they're clean, patched up and comfortable before cuddles. They're not wordy afterward, avoiding questions like 'what should we change?' and 'hemp or silk?' in favor of 'you okay?'

B= Body part (favorite body part their own or their lovers) Her favorite part of her own body would be her Venus dimples, located at the base of her back. On her lovers, she tends to focus on chests, stomachs and hands.

C= Cum (anything that has to do with it) She doesn't really like the taste of cum, so she'll either swallow quickly or have you cum on her face or--and this is her favorite--inside her. She has the same standards when receiving head. Anything her partner wants to do is fine, though sometimes she does fantasize about giving them creampies or cumming down their throat.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

E= Experience (do they know what they’re doing) She's sexually experienced and okay with casual and FWB arrangements, though sex is an important part of intimacy for her when she does get into relationships.

F= Favorite position When she tops, she likes any position where there's lots of bodily contact. Spooning, missionary and lotus all fall under this umbrella. Her favorite positions for bottoming are laying on her stomach with her partner behind or on top of her, the many variations on doggy, lotus, being pushed up against a wall or bent over a bed or table. She loves grinding up against her partner, and dry humping or being touched over her clothes is a huge turn-on for her.

G= Goofy (how serious are they) Deeply unserious. She gets silly with it, to the point where serious sex is difficult for her, she has to get in the headspace for it.

H= Hair (grooming habits) The only thing a lady ought to shave is her face, which is what Theo does. Everything else is left as is. In Nayir clean, groomed body hair is the standard, and a lack of it is associated with youthfulness. Chest hair is styled, per this picture. Beards and mustaches are extremely common regardless of gender, and decorated with rings and pins. Head hair is kept long and similarly coiled, coiffed and pinned into place, with a veil to protect it when outside. Theo's lack of facial hair is unusual, but she always brushes off any questions with a 'my mouth is too cute to hide.'

I= Intimacy (in the moment romantic or rough/dirty) Both! Despite her goofy attitude, she uses sex to show romance. But sex is its own end, too.

J= Jack off (do they masturbate and how often) All the time. Does it trigger her dysphoria? Sometimes. But there's always ways around that, her creativity is limitless.

K= Kink (kinks what they like possibly unusual) She's a bratty sub (albeit hungry for praise) and will not make things easy for her dom, but folds pretty quickly under certain punishments like orgasm withdrawal. Like her moods outside of the bedroom, her level of brattiness varies wildly. Some days her need for praise wins out, and she'll do anything to get it. Most of the time, however, she bucks at being told what to do and relishes any frustration she can pull out of her dom. When she takes up the paddle, she hits hard and smiles when she does it, and will often praise her sub for taking the punishment so well during and after the session. She'll pout and giggle before zapping her sub or dripping hot wax on them; it's all a game. She prefers that her subs put up a fight, as it makes winning more satisfying. If her partner is a controlled or reserved person, she likes unraveling that. Her likes include: exhibitionism and voyeurism, brat taming, sex involving some degree of risk, primal play, forced orgasms, pet play, masochism, and choking. She'll overstimulate her partner but she has to be in the correct mood to have it done to her. Her dislikes include: degradation through physical or verbal means, being restrained forcibly, being ignored as punishment, cuckolding, 24/7 dynamics. She has a high sex drive, and there's lots of ways to turn her on. Lightly teasing her about how easy it is to turn her on will turn her on. When she gets going, she has lots of physical stamina. Gentleness and roughness depends on the situation, but she'll give the edge to rougher/harder sex overall. If she cums early, she's happy to go again once her (short) refractory period is over.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do) When I say anywhere, I mean it. Theo lost their v-card in a public bathouse, having climbed in through a window after hours. They don't mind a darkroom or anywhere where visibility is limited, and they especially delight in their partner being unable to make any noise--a library, for instance.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)Turn-ons include: being held or otherwise manhandled by their partner, wrestling, dancing, any kind of competition, a nice perfume, watching Portia's throat move as she slugs down an IPA, someone sitting on their lap playfully (sleepovers were hell), any sentence starting with "I bet..."

N= No (turnoffs or absolutely won’t do) Her dislikes are above but I'll go into why--she often feels slow, clumsy, too large, etc. She's used to having all eyes on her, eyes full of judgement or disdain. Degradation and ignoring turns her off for this reason--she's still grappling with feelings of inferiority, which she does not want to be reminded of during sex. 24/7 dynamics are similar. Not only is she resistant to dynamics that don't change, she's been under the strict control of others for her whole life and will chafe against it.

O= Oral (receiving or giving and how skillful they are) The sloppiest toppy. She doesn't really pay attention to technique. Her method is do something, check reaction, try something else, check again, etc cetera. Sometimes she gets distracted and will talk with her mouth full. If she has no input from her partner, she'll do what would feel good to her.

P= Pace (how fast they are and how long they last in bed) She's tall, so moving everything quickly is difficult. She often quips that she wouldn't be built like she is if she was meant to go quickly. But sometimes she gets excited and uses her athleticism to advantage, though this is in short bursts. It is not difficult to make her cum, honestly. She's often premature when being directly stimulated/topping, which embarrasses her a lot.

Q= Quickie (do they prefer fast and hard) Fuck �� her �� in �� public ��. That usually means going fast/hard, which she's totally into.

R= Risk (do they like to try new things) Always new things. She's hyperfocused on the present moment, so even if something grosses her out, she'll shrug and go like 'maybe I'm in a mood for it this time!' But, upon trying a new thing, she decides extremely quickly if she likes it, so no time wasted.

S= Stamina (how many times they can go and how long each round lasts) She loves going for multiple rounds and is physically fit to do it, but she's also a sleepy baby once she cums and loves the cuddly afterglow a lot. This sometimes presents a problem, as she can cum quickly if she's riled up.

T= Toys (are they game for using sex toys on themselves or lovers) She has a million toys and none of them are normal. Confirmed Bad Dragon enjoyer. She doesn't like dildos that look 'realistic,' because why should it? It should be pretty/cute to look at, is all, and more than once she's bought a toy for aesthetic value, brought it home, and was disappointed by the actual functionality. Her favorite is her lemon vibrator, which vibrates harder the more she squeezes.

U= Unfair (how do they tease or do they enjoy suspense themselves) She enjoys teasing and being teased and is susceptible to it. While her boyfriend meets teasing with a stone face, she'll blush and capitulate immediately.

V= Volume (are they loud, what sounds, and do they talk) She doesn't really do dirty talk--she just talks and sometimes it comes out sexy and sometimes it's Mob Psycho 100 lore. Whatever's in her brain. The talking usually stops when she's the one being pleasured, as trying to come up with words is too difficult for her in the moment. Though, she does make this adorable hitching sound when she bottoms, like she's running out of breath. She'll also squeak.

W= Wild card (random sincannon of any sort)

X= X-ray (what’s down below in dem pants) As above, so below. She's thick (though shorter than average length-wise) and adorable. In the Nayirverse she's not circumcised, in the Modern AU she is. Her genitalia is her clit (unless she's making a joke or telling you to suck it) and in many AUs she gets the magical equivalent of GCS, or does it herself. Always her genitalia must be referred to with feminine terms like cute, dainty and soft. She's wet, not hard. Her ass/taint is her pussy, and of course the same goes for her when she gets GCS. Becoming 'fully' aroused is unusual due to eight years of estrogen, but she doesn't mind and in fact prefers being soft.

Y= Yearning (sexdrive level) High, but she's easily driven off from sex by distractions or emotions. Maintaining a level of arousal for hours and hours is difficult. She wants to cum then and there.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Theo🍋 Headcanons

CW: mentions of dysphoria.

Theo's transfemme, bisexual and identifies as vers switch. She leans towards subbing and bottoming, but she'd feel deprived if that was her only role. Experienced in sex, just not with women lol. She's had sex with one (1) girl when she was 16 and they were both boys at the time. It became a self-perpetuating problem--she's nervous around women in a sexual/romantic context, so she doesn't do anything, so she gets more nervous because of her lack of experience. She's absolutely fluent in man-fucking though.

Credit goes to [NAME] on tumblr.

  1. When did they lose their virginity?
  2. 16 in a bathhouse with another Princess named Petra. They'd stolen off at Theo's suggestion, slipping past guards to enter the city of Sir-e-Armân and get into trouble.
  3. Do they have any kinks or fetishes?
  4. Her biggest ones are exhibitionism/voyeurism, praise, primal play, and pet play.
  5. What is the weirdest place they’ve had sex?
  6. The mentioned bath house.
  7. What is their favourite position?
  8. When she tops, she likes any position where there's lots of bodily contact. Spooning, missionary and lotus all fall under this umbrella. Her favorite positions for bottoming are laying on her stomach with her partner behind or on top of her, the many variations on doggy, being pushed up against a wall or bent over a bed or table. Anything weird and contortionist is welcome too, as she's very flexible.
  9. Are they dominant, submissive, or switch?
  10. Answered!
  11. Have they had any one night stands?
  12. So many.
  13. Would they be more likely to do it in the bed, on the couch, on the floor, or somewhere else?
  14. She usually makes it to a couch, but wherever it happens is where it happens, she doesn't really care where.
  15. Have they had sex in a public place?
  16. Her favorite thing! She's had a vibrator in her ass while eating at a diner.
  17. Have they ever been caught masturbating?
  18. Yes! Bound to happen, considering how often she does it and how recklessly.
  19. What does their favourite sexy underwear (to wear) look like?
  20. Fluffy, lacy, probably a pale aqua two-piece with touches of gold thread.
  21. How often do they have sex?
  22. At least once a week. Sex isn't permitted at the abbey, but she sneaks people in, or sneaks out.
  23. Is there anybody right now they’d like to have sex with?
  24. She doesn't dwell on stuff like that, her answer would be different depending on the most attractive person she last saw.
  25. Do they like giving oral?
  26. Oh yes, it's like stimming but with a reward at the end. Very sloppy, lacking in “technique” but her flexibility, intuition and awareness mean that she can adapt to what her partner wants. Try something, check if it works, stay there or move on.
  27. Do they like receiving oral?
  28. She loves this even more. Her partners have been reticent to do this, so that makes it even more special. If you do anything beyond the standard blowjob, especially eating her ass, she'll love you forever.
  29. What is the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to them during sex?
  30. Being caught.
  31. What is a song they’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?
  32. Swine by Lady Gaga or S&M by Rihanna. She's a pop enjoyer!
  33. What is a song they’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?
  34. Definitely something from Born to Die. She loves the soft sunny nostalgic vibes.
  35. Are they into roleplay or dress-up during sex?
  36. Yes, but not like. High-effort acting. She can act like a kitty, because that's already in her and how she feels sometimes, but don't ask her to be a character from a show or something, she'll suck at it. She loves costumes though, maids and nuns and demons and angels and princesses.
  37. Would they prefer sex in the tub or sex in the shower?
  38. Shower for more high-energy stuff, baths for eepy slow stuff.
  39. If they could have sex with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?
  40. She's got it pretty bad for Colin Farrell and Freddy Fazbear and Anderson Cooper a little bit.
  41. Have they ever had a threesome? If not, would they?
  42. She has.
  43. Do they/would they use sex toys?
  44. A new toy is free (after initial purchase) serotonin. She's got so many weird tentacles and lemon-shaped vibrators and alien flashlights and clamps and strokers.
  45. Have they ever given someone a dirty text/letterstrikers.
  46. There's so many nude pictures of Theo out there in cyberspace that it makes me nervous. She takes one whenever she feels cute, and that's often.
  47. Would they have sex with their best friend?
  48. Already has!
  49. Is there anything they do after sex? (ex: smoke, eat, drink, cuddle)
  50. All of the above. Especially eating and drinking, it's hard work and she's in tune with her own physical needs.
  51. What is something that will never fail to get them horny?
  52. Being desired, glowered at, pursued.
  53. Do they prefer morning sex or night sex?
  54. She's a morning person, so morning sex.
  55. What is their favourite body part on the opposite sex?
  56. Idk what this means, but she loves men's arms, including the shoulders.
  57. What is their favourite body part on the same sex?
  58. Women's stomachs…
  59. Do they watch porn/read dirty magazines?
  60. She does! She gets it from lots of different sources like Twitter, OnlyFans, etc.

    Random OC Nsfw Asks

    From @into-the-daniverse on Tumblr
    1. Are there any names they like to be called in bed/names they call their partner? Any names they wouldn’t use/can’t stand?
    2. Are they a “the socks stay on during sex” kind of person?
    3. Quickies vs Planned sex—thoughts?
    4. Are they more of a dom, sub, or switch? If applicable, are they a top, bottom, or vers?
    5. Switch vers, but terms and conditions may apply! They're not an especially hard dom--they like to keep things fun and don't mind their sub disobeying. They retain that energy when they sub and are a total brat. They also lean toward bottoming. Their relationship with topping is fraught, so they have to really like and trust a person to do it. Doesn't mean they won't use other means, though! Hands, mouths, and toys are all on the table.
    6. Do they have any really out-of-left-field kinks/fantasies? Maybe even something that they wouldn’t necessarily want to act on but have still thought about?
    7. Any place they absolutely would not have sex?
    8. Are they into (consensual) pain during sex? Either giving or receiving
    9. How often do they have sex dreams?
    10. What’s their favorite way to get in the mood? How do they set the mood?
    11. Are they down for casual one-night stands?
    12. Are they attracted to anyone (specific person or just negative qualities) they really shouldn’t be?
    13. Would they be more or less likely to send a risky/risque text to their partner in the middle of a crowded/public area?
    14. Morning vs evening sex—do they have a preference?
    15. Morning! Provided both parties are relatively clean and have brushed their teeth--morning breath puts them off--and there's enough time to avoid rushing. They're energetic during the morning, and often make offers to wake their partner up with oral, since it's a certainty they'll be up first.
    16. If they send nudes, are they tasteful or just quick pics?
    17. Theo thinks taste is fake and that nudes are fun. So it's a gamble, really. If they want to tease, then the photo will be teasing, like them in their bra with their tongue curled around something sweet. Or it could be their specialty--the back-breaking shot of their ass in a mirror--if they really like you. They will always ask for nudes back, as well.
    18. Describe their favorite sexual encounter.
    19. Describe their least favorite/most embarassing sexual encounter.
    20. What’s their go-to safe word?
    21. Their favorite actions during sex—chin-grabbing, hair-pulling, wrists being pinned, etc.
    22. When they “dress-up” for sex, what’s their go-to outfit? Lingerie, suit, gown, etc.?
    23. Lingerie! Here you go!
    24. What do they like seeing their partner in when they “dress-up?”
    25. What scent of candle do they light after sex?
    26. Favorite thing/part about sex—intimacy, role-playing, etc.
    27. They like that sex is as serious as you make it. Sometimes it's a way of showing affection/making their partner happy, sometimes it's literally just Fun Exercise and a way to fall asleep faster, sometimes it's a way to feel beautiful. Their favorite part is definitely right after finishing, when they're in a giggly, cuddly state of mind, free of the usual buzz. They also enjoy the moments before any actual sexual activity takes place, when the anticipation is ramping up.
    28. Least favorite thing/part about sex—cleanup, setup, etc.
    29. A song they would fuck/get fucked to
    30. Share a sample line of dirty-talk

    The Borderline Intrusive Horny OC Asks

    Credit goes to helvetin-venus on tumblr, who's unfortunately deleted, so I found a reblog here.